How lucky is this guy?

Halloween

Here's what I am going to be:



Ugh, sorry for the lack updates. I've been driving from Florida to Oregon the last week and trying to visit my family before we moved.

I do not recommend driving across the country for anyone. It has made me hate driving.

People who shouldn't have kids.

Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with people? Stories like this make me laugh at their stupidity and then want to karate chop them in their fucking neck.

Read on, you'll see why.

ALBERTVILLE, AL (WSFA) - It's a story too wild to believe. An Albertville woman is arrested after police caught her driving down the road with her child packed into a box strapped to the roof of her minivan.

Jackie Denise Knott, 37 was arrested on U.S. Hwy 431 for Endangering the Welfare of a child.

Someone called the Albertville Police Department and alerted authorities to the van as it traveled down the road.

Officers were able to stop the van upon which they discovered a 13-year-old girl inside the box.

When questioned about why the child was inside the box Knott said that "the box was too big to go inside the van and she would be able to hold it down if she was inside the box".

When asked about the safety of the child her reply was "that the box was tied to the van with a clothes hanger".

Ms. Knott was taken into custody for Endangering the Welfare of a Child and transported to the Albertville City Jail.

The child was turned over to a relative at the scene. DHR will be notified on the incident.

Source: http://www.wsfa.com/global/story.asp?s=11260749

Zombieland

Now, let me begin by telling you, I HATE GOING TO THE MOVIES! I fucking hate the people there because most of them are annoying teenagers who don't shut the fuck or don't put their phone on silent and text 14,067 people while they're there.

I also hate the prices for movie tickets and their outrageous food prices. Anywho, the movie was fucking great in my opinion. I definitely recommend it to anyone who always wondered what it would be like if the world would be taken over by zombies.

If you have no idea what I am talking about, here is the trailer.



NOW GO FUCKING SEE IT <3

A $22.5k/hour whore, WHAT!?

Thats, TWENTY TWO THOUSAND AND FIVE HUNDRED FUCKING DOLLARS for the retards out there.

Who the fuck would pay that much for this bitch? She's not even HOT!

Anderton Opens Up About Hooker Shame

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Disgraced British model Sophie Anderton has spoken out about her days as a high-priced hooker, insisting she took the cash to pay for drug debts.

The stunner was recently exposed as a cocaine user in the British tabloid The Sun and now she's revealing what she did to earn up to $22,500-an-hour as a prostitute to millionaire businessmen.

She tells the publication, "This is the truth, warts and all. For a short while I sold my body for a lot of money. I am not proud of it... In the summer of 2004 I was drinking a bottle of vodka a night and using cocaine by day.

"The coke ran out, my cash card was rejected and my dealer was ringing up demanding payments. I knew I desperately needed money - now."

Anderton admits her first sexual encounter as a hooker lasted less than two minutes: "I went to this man's room. I had told the madam I didn't want to be with some horrible fat, old man. So when he opened the door I was relieved. He was a smart Arab, mid-30s and quite handsome. We shook hands. He seemed so lonely my nerves vanished and I felt sorry for this man.

"After about 40 minutes of talking, I decided to take charge and stood up and took my dress off. I pushed him back on the bed while he looked at me eagerly. I closed my eyes and quickly pulled down his underwear. I felt in control. It was over very quickly. He handed me the cash and I slipped out."

Her days as a high-class hooker ended when she almost threw up during sex with a "leering" overweight businessman: "I felt sick. His face was sweaty and cheerful, like a cat who'd got the cream. For the first time, I felt like a piece of meat. He stripped, revealing a huge stomach. It was over in a minute. I left trembling and crying.

"I had slept with five men and made more than £50,000, which paid my drug debts and a deposit on a flat. Now I could escape."

Source: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/indexd?blogid=7